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A Student who got 0% Marks, was surprised because his all answers were seemingly correct !
Read his answers and have a blast.

Q.1 – In which battle did Tipu Sultan Die ?..

Ans. – In his Last Battle..

Q.2 – Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed?

Ans. – At the Bottom of the Page..

Q.3 – What is the Main Reason for Divorce ?..

Ans. – Marriage..

Q.4 – Ganga Flows in which State ?..

Ans. – Liquid State..

Q.5 – When was Mahatma Gandhi Born ?..

Ans.- On His Birthday..

Q.6 – How will you Distribute 8 Mangoes among 6 People ?..

Ans – By Preparing Mango Shake..!!

Q.7 – India Me saal bhar Sabse Zyada Baraf Kaha Girti Hai…???

Awesome Reply By Student :- ” Daaru K Glass Me…”

Q. 8 – Why Hindu Law does not permit Second Marriage…???

Answer :

Indian Constitution – Article 20(2)-says, “No man can be punished twice for same offence…”

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Terrible English by PT Sir

Terrible English by PT sir: 😁😁

1) There is no wind in the football.. 😆
2) I talk, he talk, why you middle talk?. 😝
3) You rotate the ground 4 times.. 😳
4) You go and understand the tree. 😳😳
5) I’ll give you clap on ur cheeks.. 😓
6) Bring your parents and your mother and especially your father. 😓😓
7) Close the window airforce is coming. 😂
8) I have two daughters and both are girls.. 😂😭
9) Stand in a straight circle.. 😆
10) Don’t stand in front of my back 😱😭😭
11) Why Haircut not cut..? 😵😵
12) Don’t make noise.. principle is rotating in the corridor 😂😂😂
13) Why are you looking at the monkey outside the window when I’m here? 😅
14) You talking bad habit 😁
15) Give me a red pen of any colour. 😖😓
16) Can i have some snow in my cold drink? 😭😭
17) Pick the paper and fall into the dustbin. 😜
18) Both of u stand together separately. 😝😝
19) Keep quiet the principal just passed away!!
20) Meet me behind the college, when I am empty!
21) Open the windows, let the atmosphere come in..
😂😂😂😂😂….Dont laugh alone throw it to all ….👍👍👍👌👌😜😜