10 American socialists who could live in North Korea


North Korean President Kim Jong-un
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The Daily Caller recently did a spoof on the socialists of America who are dutifully obeying North Korean Communist dictator Kin Jong-un’s declarations on what comrades of the revolution are allowed to have in terms of hair cuts and clothing styles.

Over the years, the Communist tyrant has condemned the decadent lifestyle of the West, and as well provided a list of dos and don’ts when it comes to hairstyles and clothing.

IN: Kim Jong-un’s goofy hairstyle.

OUT: Mullets.

OUT: Spiked and dyed hair.

IN: Required hair cut for men every 15 days.

OUT: Skinny Jeans.

IN: Men’s hair must be kept between 0.39 and 2 inches long, but balding men over 50 are allowed to grow their hair to 2.75 inches.

OUT: Piercings.

OUT: listening to pop music.

IN: 28 hair…

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